Malicious Women Candle Co. - Calm The Fuck Down

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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" 

Our candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughter's eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!

If you're freaking the fuck out because you're SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior. 

Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water:

Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

This 9 oz candle was hand poured in Washington by Malicious Women Candle Co. Burn time is 40-50 Hours. Candle made with 100% soy. The jar is reusable, simply burn till empty, wipe out and fill with anything else!